The founder of Shelbyville is here and is ready to find some company. Join us right after the jump for his walkthrough.
Shelbyville Manhattan starts
Shelbyville Manhattan: Good lord, where am I? And what is this ugly city?
Homer: You’re in Springfield, Mister… uh…
Shelbyville Manhattan: Manhattan. Shelbyville Manhattan.
Homer: *gasp* I know you! You’re the guy who invented Manhattan Clam Chowder!
Lisa: No, Dad, he’s the man who founded Shelbyville.
Homer: Oh. Is Shelbyville Clam Chowder the creamy kind or the red kind?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Speaking of red and creamy, I could go for a little female companionship.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Are any of my attractive cousins around?
Lisa: Eew.
Homer: Now now, Lisa. Who are we to judge the racist and sexist ways of the past.
Lisa: Fine. I’ll take you to see your cousins. But first you have to let me interview you for the school newspaper.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Fine. What’s the subject of your article — American heroes?
Lisa: No — a recently discovered caveman.
Task: Make Lisa Interview Shelbyville for the Paper
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Shelbyville Manhattan
Task: Make Lisa Take Shelbyville to See His Cousins
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Cemetery or Brown House
Requires: Shelbyville Manhattan
Shelbyville Manhattan: You tricked me! You took me to a cemetery to see my cousins’ GRAVES!
Lisa: And yet you still tried to kiss them.
The Manhattan Project Pt. 2
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Shelbyville Manhattan: I’ve got to find a suitable bride…
Shelbyville Manhattan: You there! Where did you find that girl you’re always kissing who’s also always kissing everyone else?
Squeaky Voice Teen: What?! Shauna’s cheating on me?
Shauna: We met in high school.
Shelbyville Manhattan: “High school?” Very well, to “high school” I go!
Wiggum: Hold it right there! You’re not setting foot in that school, creep! Can’t you read the sign? “No Trespassing”.
Shelbyville Manhattan: No I cannot!
Wiggum: There is nothing sadder than adult illiteracy. We’ve got to do the responsible thing: get this deviant adult into that school!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Shelbyville Manhattan Go to High School to Become Literate
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield High School or Springfield Library
Shelbyville Manhattan: The best part of learning about indoor plumbing is giving swirlies to freshmen.
The Manhattan Project Pt. 3
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Lisa: If you’re going to live here, you’ll need to get with the times. No modern woman would go for such a brute.
Shelbyville Manhattan: What difference does her opinion make? I’ll just club her over the head and force her to marry me.
Lisa: Okay, even back in your time, I’m pretty sure that wasn’t acceptable.
Lisa: We’re going to the library so you can read up on contemporary culture.
Shelbyville Manhattan: How am I supposed to do that? I don’t know how to read.
Comic Book Guy: Um, hello? Don’t you know there’s a whole genre of movies of guys being frozen and then thawed out in the future?
Lisa: What’s your point?
Comic Book Guy: My point is that these movies always contain a montage of the character catching up on all the stuff they missed.
Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android’s Dungeon
Task: Make Shelbyville Watch Guy-Frozen-And-Thawed-Out-In-The-Future Movies
Time: 24h
Location: Android’s Dungeon
Shelbyville Manhattan: I’m completely caught up on modern life. The only thing I didn’t understand was the appeal of Pauly Shore…
The Manhattan Project Pt. 4
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Shelbyville Manhattan: Now that I’m a modern man, I can start dating, but the idea of dating an unrelated person disgusts me. I hope I’ve made that abundantly clear.
Shelbyville Manhattan: If only there was a surefire way to find out if someone was related to me.
Professor Frink: Actually, there is. It’s called DNA testing.
Professor Frink: All you have to do is get people to let you swab the inside of their cheek, and I can test their DNA in my laborator — BLURGHGH!
Professor Frink: Get your finger out of my mouth! You’re supposed to use a COTTON SWAB to take the sample!
Shelbyville Manhattan: Hey, you’re the scientist. I’m just a guy who likes putting my finger in other people’s mouths.
Task: Make Shelbyville Manhattan Swab Mouths for DNA Samples
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Get Swabbed [x10]
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Professor Frink: The results are in: I’m sorry, but you have NO LIVING RELATIVES.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Nooo!
Professor Frink: Also, you tested positive for Male Pattern Baldness.
Shelbyville Manhattan: NOOOOO!
The Manhattan Project Pt. 5
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Shelbyville Manhattan: Well, the dream is over. I’ll just have to settle for a non-cousin “normy”.
Miss Hoover: I’m sorry, I don’t mean to eavesdrop, but did you just say you were thinking of settling?
Miss Hoover: You know, I sort of have a thing for guys who are out of other options. The name’s Miss Hoover.
Shelbyville Manhattan: *sigh* If only your last name was Manhattan, I’d be all up in that.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Wait a minute! Your name isn’t Manhattan, but what if MINE was Hoover! Do you have any uncles?
Miss Hoover: Yes, why?
Task: Make Shelbyville Get Adopted by Miss Hoover’s Uncle So They Are Cousins
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Shelbyville Manhattan: Well, it surely was a long road to get here, but I’ve never felt more in love!
Miss Hoover: I love you too, Shelby, but do you have to bring your gun to bed?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Stop trying to control me and my gun! I think we should see other people.
Join us next time for more info on this update, happy tapping!
Ugh. So even for this to happen you’d have to buy him from the store in the donut section.
Curse you EA.
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The same hEAre. I don’t nEAd to buy donuts any more, I craft them, hence I call them cronuts.
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Lol. ^^
How do you craft em ??? Oo.
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Craft items get brooches get donuts
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The fast expensive way: Buy/sell Bloodmobiles or Rat Trap Delivery Trucks.
The slow less expensive way: Buy/sell Kwik-E-Marts (KEMs farming). This takes 4 hours per round.
Both need the XP Collider primed with 5 donuts 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
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Ohhhhhhh. Makes sense. ^^
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I’m making about 40 to 50 donuts a week, sometimes more.
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