Wild West Promo Walkthrough: Gil Deal and The Three Compadres

Who is El Serpiente? What are the real intentions of the bandits? Find out right after the jump in the walkthrough for the Act 1 prizes of the Wild West event!

A new Gil Deal has appeared and offers the Bandit Fort. With some weird bandits pursuing him. Gil appears with a sombrero  icon on him. Tap him to start the deal.

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Gil Deal

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Bandit: You find the one they call “El Serpiente,” and bring him here to lead us, or else!
Gil: Or else what?
Bandit: Or else we’ll be leaderless! And un-led bandits are inefficient bandits. You don’t want that, do you?
Gil: Gosh, fellas, no! I’ll find your “El Serpiente!” By the way, is that a Spanish word? What’s it mean?
Bandit: No time for translations! All our hopes ride on you, ineffectual old man. Now go!
Gil: If I were an El Serpiente, where would I be? Maybe I’ll ask those three boys over there.
Gil: Hey fellas, whatcha doing with all those funny-shaped dice?
Database: We’re playing “Sheriffs and Shootouts,” a Western-themed role playing game.
Gil: Sounds dull! Say, you haven’t heard of a fella that goes by the name El Serpiente, have you?
Martin: Why, that moniker is one of the many aliases of the seventh-level outlaw character in the game.
Milhouse: It’s a Spanish name that translates as–
Gil: I’ve been assured there’s no time for translation! If you’re El Serpiente, that’s good enough for me!
Gil: I’ve got a deal for you, son. Your very own bandit fort, complete with a band of outlaws for you to lead.
Martin: Well, I’m always keen to meet up with my fellow role-playing enthusiasts!

Offer accepted:
Gil: Another satisfied customer!
Snake: Yo, dude, I hear you’re looking for The Snake. That’s me.
Gil: Sorry, but the bandits were quite specific, and they didn’t say anything about a “The Snake.”

Offer declined:
Gil: No problem! If I don’t sell this fort, the bandits will probably just leave me buried up to my neck in the desert.
Gil: I’ve been buried up to higher body parts in worse places!
Gil: Or maybe they’ll just take everything I have. Which is practically nothing!

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If you accept the offer, a new questline unlocks.

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The Three Compadres Pt. 1

Martin starts

Martin: What a lovely fort! It will be a pleasure to pretend we’re real-life Western outlaws in here!
Bandit: Who are you, ese?
Martin: Allow me to introduce my friends. This young gunslinger is The Asthma Kid.
Milhouse: Hi! I look forward to rolling dice with you fine gentlemen!
Database: You may call me the Game Master. I think I’ve earned it.
Martin: And I am El Serpiente, bold, brazen outlaw leader!

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Martin Make Introductions
Time: 4h
Location: Bandit Fort

The Three Compadres Pt. 2

Martin starts

Bandit: El Serpiente, the men are hungry for action. What will our first job be?
Martin: I was thinking we might role play a daring train robbery scenario!
Database: I believe I have some tables detailing the hit points of various in-game locomotives. Let me find those…
Martin: Desperados! You heard the man! Grab your dice and your character sheets!
Bandit: Dice, Serpiente?

Task: Make Martin Play Sheriffs and Shootouts
Task: Make Milhouse Play Sheriffs and Shootouts
If the user has Database: Task: Make Database GM Sheriffs and Shootouts
Time: 8h
Location: Bandit Fort

On job start:
Database: Behind a secret door in the coal car, you find a treasure horde filled with piñatas!
Bandit: Piñatas? That’s all we get?
Martin: We’ve also gained valuable experience points. Soon you’ll be a second-level bandito, my good man.

The Three Compadres Pt. 3

Martin starts

Bandit: So… when do we rob the actual train?
Database: But we’ve already done it! Bards will sing of our deeds for years to come! Huzzah!
Bandit: I get that you want to carefully plan our capers, El Serpiente, but there are real-world trains that need robbing.
Martin: …real world?…
Martin: Uhhh… of course! We will rob a real world train posthaste! Just let me and my compatriots reconnoiter the crime scene for a tad. Won’t be a moment!
Bandit: Well, hurry up. Idle bandits are not happy bandits.

Task: Make Martin Reconnoiter
Task: Make Milhouse Reconnoiter
Task: Make Database Reconnoiter
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Library

On job start:
Database: What have we gotten into? These are real bandits!
Martin: And they’re dishonest gamesmen! One of them claimed to have rolled a natural 20, when clearly it was a 10.
Milhouse: What kind of animal would lie about a die roll?
Martin: We’ll talk to Principal Skinner. He’ll know what to do!

The Three Compadres Pt. 4

Skinner starts

Skinner: Real bandits, you say?
Martin: Yes, Principal Skinner. We need to lead an offensive before they attack the town!
Skinner: They have guns and a willingness to use them. But we have our strengths as well. My unmatched cowardice, for one.
Sea Captain: I’m largely made of wood at this point. Legs, arms, neck… It’s almost impossible to find flesh on me to shoot.
Comic Book Guy: I have a plan to infiltrate the enemy camp. My tactical genius is at your service.
Comic Book Guy: Quick everyone, to the theatrical supplies cupboard!

Task: Make Martin Lead the Assault
Task: Make Vigilantes Assault the Bandit Fort
Time: 4h
Location: Bandit Fort
Characters: Milhouse, Database, Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Sea Captain

On job start:
Bandit: Hey, look! Somebody left us a big wooden sombrero as a gift. Let’s drag it into the fort!
Brute: Good idea. Then let’s get drunk and fall asleep next to it.
Bandit: There’s nothing like passing out next to a huge wooden gift. Especially when you have no idea what — or who — might be inside it.

On job end:
Martin: Surrender, evil-doers! We have you surrounded!
Bandit: It’s El Serpiente!
Bandit: That backstabbing varmint has stabbed us backstabbing varmints in the back!
Martin: Lay down your weapons, or I’ll let Willie here loose on the lot of you.
Bandit: You mean the Scottish maniac who has a rake instead of a gun?
Martin: Trust me, he knows how to use that rake. Oh yes, he does…

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A new animated permanent 8h job is now unlocked for Martin, Milhouse, Database, Skinner, Comic Book Guy and Sea Captain to “Assault the Bandit Fort”.

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Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!